Literature
Hellsing discovers texting
does it work? blablablabalbalbalbalablablablabalablablabalbal............
no, no it doesn't....you freak
WHO'RE YOU CALLN' A FREAK YA WEIRDO?!?!?!?!!?!?!
[all the stuff above this was just goofing around. This is where we started on the Hellsing tangent]
Alucard: I'm calling the man-lady a freak....freak :3
Integra: at least MY mother loved me, Alucard!
Alucard: *cough* I don't need my mother's love, dearest
Integra: no, you need a life . . . WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE!!!!! and i do :p
Alucard: I have 'life' enough...
Integra: don't forget that i still have an ace up my sleev, and i don't mean the silver ash tray.
Alucard: You mean your h